She: How is the chicken prepared? He: Uh, I don't know, baked I guess... She: No, I need to know how it is prepared!! He: By a Dominican in a hairnet!!
I am a flight attendant who lives mostly out of my suitcase between my base in Germany and the USA. Oh the glamour....stop laughing!! Whenever I get 2 spare coins, I try to travel as well on my days off , hopefully collecting more passport stamps.