Random Flight Attendant: Does anyone want some chlamydias?
Rest of the crew : WHAT?!?!?!
Random Flight Attendant: Oh, I think I meant to say clementines...
I am a flight attendant who lives mostly out of my suitcase between my base in Germany and the USA. Oh the glamour....stop laughing!! Whenever I get 2 spare coins, I try to travel as well on my days off , hopefully collecting more passport stamps.