22 December 2008

Overheard in Economy

Purser: Sir, the economy toilets are located behind you, these toilets are for business class.
Passenger: People have been coming up here the whole flight and using them!! Why didn't you say anything to them?
Purser:Sir, do you ever go fishing?
Purser:Do you catch all the fish?


Airboy said...


Witty !

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or No," she replied.


How many flight attendants does it take to change a light bulb?.....A hundred. One to actually change it and 99 to bitch about it.


Lady: Is this my plane ?
Flight Attendant : No, it belongs to the Airline.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this plane to Los Angeles.
Flight Attendant: No Madam, I'm afraid its too heavy.


How does a flight attendant tell a passenger to go to hell?.....I'll be right back!


A new blond Flight Attendant was late for pick-up at the hotel. The Captain called her up wondering what had happened to her. She answered the phone and said: "I can't get out of the room." "You can't get out of the room?" the Captain asked, "Why not?" The blonde Flight Attendant replied: "There are only three doors in this room, one is the bathroom, one is the closet and the other one has a sign that says Do Not Disturb!


Gorilla Bananas said...

You flight attendants are damned cheeky, I must say.