Purser: Sir, the economy toilets are located behind you, these toilets are for business class.
Passenger: People have been coming up here the whole flight and using them!! Why didn't you say anything to them?
Purser:Sir, do you ever go fishing?
Passenger:Yes
Purser:Do you catch all the fish?
My Christmas Cake
4 years ago
2 comments:
Ahah
Witty !
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
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How many flight attendants does it take to change a light bulb?.....A hundred. One to actually change it and 99 to bitch about it.
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Lady: Is this my plane ?
Flight Attendant : No, it belongs to the Airline.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this plane to Los Angeles.
Flight Attendant: No Madam, I'm afraid its too heavy.
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How does a flight attendant tell a passenger to go to hell?.....I'll be right back!
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A new blond Flight Attendant was late for pick-up at the hotel. The Captain called her up wondering what had happened to her. She answered the phone and said: "I can't get out of the room." "You can't get out of the room?" the Captain asked, "Why not?" The blonde Flight Attendant replied: "There are only three doors in this room, one is the bathroom, one is the closet and the other one has a sign that says Do Not Disturb!
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You flight attendants are damned cheeky, I must say.
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